Monday, August 31, 2009

...Random Ish..

With the material I hear from this group this video slightly doesn't surprise me...but in general it's very...deep. Mr Christian made me watch it...he'd never heard music from this group before so for him showing me this tidbit of newness [for me] I made him explore the video after this...



Which is my FAV song from this group: Paranoid Android...the guitars are awesome

Sunday, August 30, 2009

...This Why Budden & Tahiry Broke Up?

...doubt that's it. I heard she cheated on him...but I think it's funny how pissed off she is, talking like he's not even in the room, then smacking the camera out of his hand.
It was up on youtube then got deleted...I don't give a fick tho...


...Tiger & The Monkey

This is funny. The monkey is a genius!


...Let's Go Shopping With MJ

The downside of being a worldwide superstar since a young age - is never TRULY knowing what it's like to be normal. This video is amusing, but it also made me sad. It's true, NOBODY would be able to maintain composure if in the presence of Michael Jackson...they all turn into screaming "Yes Men" and fans and forget that he is still just a person like the rest of us. With the magnitude of fans he has, a simple task like shopping is an ordeal on a normal day...so lets shut the whole center down bring his friends in "shop" and lets PRETEND this is a normal supermarket...


Wednesday, August 26, 2009

...Now THAT'S How You Do Shit

They shut down the world of tennis...now they've moved on to bigger and better things like...
...being part owners of an NFL franchise...
Venus & Serena join JLo & Marc Anthony and Gloria & Emilio Estefan as limited ownership partners of the Miami Dolphins. Don't mean they gonna win shit - but it's nice to have people like them supporting them.



I'm gonna need Neffe to learn the words CONTRACEPTIVE or BIRTH CONTROL
...this Soullow nigga better be the end cuz this is NOT cute...
Congrats tho...wish em the best


Leave it To Atlanta to think of this...but if broads can tattoo they eyebrows, men can do whatever they want...Who needs hair club for men...holla @ ya fav artist to shade it all in



I think they're trying to call Caster Semenya a hermaphrodite...CLICK HERE...because her testosterone levels are higher than a regular female...not to mention her muscle definition and husky voice...either that or she's doping up heavy...Hopefully they just prove she's fine and that's just how she was made and accept she kicked all y'all sore losers ass

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

...Random Song of The Moment

I was singing this song because it was playing when I dropped my car off at the shop for inspection. I like this song actually...I remember this video...Shakira flexible as shit - wish I was that flexible, prolly wouldn't be able to tell me shit...but that's probably why I'm not....smh...

...If Only Our Country Would Learn...

The legalization of Marijuana or HEMP would not only unite the world of stoners...
Everyone is on this whole "Go Green" bullshit
...if hemp was legal it could replace alot of the harmful shit we use now...
If people got off those racist misinformed laws of the 30s and listened to the forefathers who used it and knew it would be the saviour of the country...the world would be a better place.
You can't tell me drugs that you manufactured out of synthetic materials is better for me than the natural plant that could cure 100's of illnesses and makes a helluva lot of people feel so great the world looks brighter without the side effect of nausea, stomach ulcers, and death...
...I WILL be that old lady sending my grandkids or the neighborhood kids to the store to buy whatever method it is I'll use to smoke my piff and all will be well in the world.


...It Doesn't Matter - He Forgives You

Back then they didn't want me - now They hot....I'm just saying


...City Love

Straight outta West Philly, is Che Mack. She hustled her way outta the hood and onto a few videos& magazines tryna get on to bigger and better things. I'm always glad when anybody gets out, so I show love never hate. Today on Twitter [follow her @chemack & the interviewer @iamBEasy] she posted a link with some clips of an interview she did recently with Swaggervision.com.
She says whatever she wants and doesn't apologize for it...but please - no hating on the tatts...
You WISH you could pull off having all of em
She doesn't believe she's famous...but you sure as hell can Google her!



Call me when a fake bitch is 60


West Philly get it in


Top 5 Tats


Theres more you can check em out HERE

...At Your Best You Are Love

8 years ago today we lost a great artist to a fatal plane crash.
Any female would be lying if they didn't try to grow/get hair to swoop it over their eye
You know you tried to rock the boxers with baggy jeans and a sports bra
You WISHED you could tie a regular ass bandanna across your chest and make it fly effortlessly
All her videos I made sure I knew the dances too...probably still know em if I tried
Her void left a space for people like Ciara, Keri Hilson, and even Beyonce make themselves known...
...I remember when I heard she died, I was getting ready to go to church and it scrolled across the TV while my dad was watching MSNBC or CNN...one of those...
Never Forgotten Aaliyah..
...Hope you and Static up there making great music together again...


















Saturday, August 22, 2009

...Random Ish

I don't care what anyone says - Weird Al rules. He can make the dumbest song or remake and it'll be atleast amusing. I bet I'll hear someone with this as a ringtone


...Sometimes You Just Gotta Do It Yourself?

...This gentleman was so desperate to have sex change surgery, that he created his own DIY kit to accomplish it. He was upset he'd have to wait 2 years to get it legitimatly. When he went to the hospital after doing the procedure they doctor told him he actually did quite well...
I guess he told the motto: "If you want something done - do it yourself" literally...


Friday, August 21, 2009

...Wait...

So now lil niggaz is mad white boys are dating black girls...?
...fuck outta here...

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

...Random Song of The Moment

Old School Mystikal
I remember seeing this video come on THE BOX ...yea nigga wha u know bout that!
and the one part I'd ALWAYS remember is the last part of the song
I'm *MJ sound effects* ..BAD like Michael....
...but Ya'll Ain't Ready Tho...

...A Moment From Our Sponsors

...well the sponsor is me LOL
Today while bullshittin on Twitter the homie Fleetwood DeVille [click the name n follow] on some lightweight, shoot the breeze type shit threw out some lyrical-ness after I requested on some playful shit to write about how I'm so effin awesome...and he did - so I wanna post it just cuz I adore when people write me stuff...serious or not

"my pen game stay strong//a writer usin lighter fluid..leave the paper smokin..but i ain't Chong (wow)..."
"i'm into gettin shit ROCkin..fuck what the other dames on//but Ashley been the best...fuck a Drake song..."
"she go hard..somethin like Fleet when i serve to a broad//plus she dat gurl....word to her blog..."...lightwork
While on the subject of Fleetwood...he's a superhero that so happens to write stuff down
He's not a rapper - he's an academic writer
He's got a Blog
And a MySpace w/ music

...check it out *salute*

...Pure Pimp Shit

You KNOW you the shit...when you're umbrella needs an umbrella

Do yo muthafukkin thing Diddy...he's my idol on some shit
I will tell everyone what to do

...My Flippin Eye Candy


My Favorite show of life right now is the wonderful HBO series TRUE BLOOD. Every week I finish watching that show wishing I could be a vampire. I'd sacrifice the sun to be uberly awesome...I barely tan now anyway and I'm alive. But this man right here is a sexy ass dead/alive man


He plays ERIC, the evil ass vampire that does what the fuck he wants. In reality his name is Alexander Skarsgård. He's from Sweden..yea- another foriegner...



I'd adore if he was MY maker *swoon*

...Fav. Song Of The Moment

This song randomly popped in my head the other day, I downloaded it - brought it to work and been jammin the fuck out. Before Lil Kim turned into a defective Bratz doll she had this jawn from the Money Talks soundtrack...
..I'm in love wit a man, nearly twice my age...


...Random Ish


America worries about THEE dumbest stuff. Why does it bother people so much that while on vacation at the Grand Canyon in the middle of SUMMER Michelle Obama decided to wear shorts? Bitch it's HOT..she's not going to walk around in a turtleneck just to appease ya'll asses cause she's the First Lady - and whoever started that whole thing should be given an atomic wedgie on top of the Empire State Building




Speaking of clothes...why in the good fuck is Chris Brown wearing this..? - Thats all I wanted to know





Apparently in Croatia, it's ok to throw camera equipment at people then charge them when they get angry...that's what happened to The Carter's and the bodyguard...smh...




Joe sings about all the things your man won't do - yet when he gets to Lip Service he can't handle the conversation. He gets pissed off over PAUSE - I get where he was coming from but he was too hype about it and he never calmed down from it and walked off - bitch shit

Monday, August 17, 2009

...So Muh Fuckin RUDE

...this why I hate humans - BLATANT disrespect
..bitch asses..
and with respect Obama STILL tried with all of them

Saturday, August 15, 2009

...Welcome To Philly Vick!

It's official, Michael Vick is now a Philadelphia Eagle. He signed a two-year contract with the team and had his press conference. He did a good job for his first one with the team, and he indeed recognizes "Being in the NFL is a PRIVILEGE not a RIGHT."
I support this movement, I'm not judging him by his past. Those dogs are dead - but he's not and he's gotta make a life for himself and redeem his name. I'm waiting for the first game he plays...it's a tough sports city to be in - we are the same ones that booed Santa Claus...and don't get started on Kobe...




Here's a pretty good theory of a Philly Sports Fan...all we got is our voice - we're not rude, we're just PASSIONATE...we want championships and we don't accept anyone performing to what we feel isn't their best. It's Tough Love...

Sunday, August 9, 2009

...This Is Gonna Be A Banger

Andy Milonakis with that hot lyrical content
...yea I'm lying - this shit just funny
...I might fuck ya mother one day.......La-La-La...


Friday, August 7, 2009

...Fav Song Of The Moment

It's for a movie...not sure if it's even finished..but the way it is now - I like it

..I'm having a bad, bad day - it's about time that I get my way. Steam rolling over everything I see - if you take it personal well thats ok...HA -
Despicable Me




...Expanding My Blog Horizons

...the blog is now linked to Blogs By Black Women & Urban Blogger

Check them out...and find me and friend me and make me popular!!!...
...na...but check out the sites - found lots of great blogs up there, sure you'll find something to enjoy as well.

Also contemplating whether to submit an article or start a column. Mahogany Butterfly gives that option/opportunity...just gotta figure out where I fit in I guess






THE URBAN BLOGGER

...Everyone Has A Clothing Line

...And next on the list is Harvard University

They feel their "look" is coming back in style so they might as well bank off it. With prices ranging from $165 - $495, it better be a starter kit included with tuition.
...Ivy League Clothing...
Why couldn't U of Penn think of this - I'd of supported that

...Get A Haircut & Get Ya Chain Ganked

Rapper Brisco got robbed. They stole his heart - well na, they stole his jewelry and Range Rover.
Probably a set-up since apparently someone was on their phone right before it all happened. I guess Brisco didn't become a goblin when Lil Wayne did cause the Goons ran off with his shit





The aftermath...

...Random Ish

Big Pun's wife needs money and lives in a shelter...Bitch get a job - stop whoring out ya issues





Diddy is making sure that there will be a sequel of the greatness that was him & Biggie - so what do you do?...Grab the children. And you already can tell Christian WILL be something like his daddy...check the toothpick

...Close Your Eyes

Imagine
...We're in love...
Anytime your heart speaks mine responds
A meeting of the minds, a soulful bond
Bodies intertwine like we loved in past lives
Time stops when I look in your eyes
...I'd stay there for eternity...
The mere sound of your voice puts my mind at ease
Your intellectual thoughts are refreshing
To call you a blessing would be an understatement
You embraced me with your endearment to show
I could never be content with any average individual
...It's damn near spiritual you read me like a book
All it takes is a glance - a chance - a shot in the dark
...Bullseye...
It'd be a lie if I said I didn't adore you - abhor you for knowing
What I desire, never expecting a thing in return
Yet in turn the same is given since my #1 goal is to make you smile
All the while the world is still spinning, we're on the team that keeps winning
Unstoppable in all areas, God is the only one that can instill fear in us and its him who's our biggest cheerleader
With a combined strength that can weather any storm, with no regards to comply with what others may consider the norm
We excel in life and love. Our entities become one
Model citizens of human perfection, watch our bright trail like a comet headed in the right direction
This possibility resounds in my mind until circumstance sees fit to make it reality
My only question: Did you imagine all of that with ME...

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

...Tyra you did great, Naomi your a darling and all but she was THEE 1st black supermodel

Naomi Sims

Over the course of her career, Sims graced the covers of Life, Cosmopolitan, and Essence. She was also a runway favorite of Halston and appeared in TV campaigns, including AT&T.

After her years as a model, Sims started a cosmetics business for African American women, and wrote books, including How To Be A Top Model and All About Health And Beauty For The Black Woman.


Sadly, she was battling cancer and she passed at the age of 61. She made use of the dash while she was here...bet she got a nice obituary.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

...Can't Tell Them NOTHING

Now you know niggaz gonna jam they asses off. It starts with My Endless Love, the song skips, and then.....


...Much Respect

I don't like Rocsi...I know I don't know her - but for some reason, her aura doesn't sit right with me *shrugs* BUT I commend her for being brave enough to speak on her prior struggles with anorexia. It's not an easy thing to admit to people and for most who suffer from the disorder it's a hard thing to overcome. It's not just a disease for crazy white people...
Always take care of yourself and the ones around you that mean the most & recognize the media's idea of beauty doesn't have to be yours


...Buddens 5 Year Theory

So apparently Budden has this idea for relationships...
After 5 years you get a free dick/bitch pass. Go get some new shit real quick and come back.
I figure if the two can deal with that and discuss this from the beginning - more power to em, but to up and tell ya broad/man "Hey I love you but yo I want something new - you mind?...I mean we been together for 5 years it's about time right? You can get some too no problem - just make sure you come back and come correct."

So now what if you start to like ya free pass. Yea you been together for a long time and you don't want to mess up what you have - but we're humans...and humans don't always think logically - they go by what they feel and what they like. If the "new thing" starts to appeal to them more than old faithful - then what you gonna do...mhmm...

Check the vid tho...they discussions be hilarious - you can kinda tell why they're together

On A Random Note...I wonder if I would make money if I put out a calender...*pouts like a kid* but all the OTHER "models" are doing it.
Haaa...I wouldn't even play myself like that


...Are You Afraid? - Cause I'm Not

I may not be an uber fan of her music - but she does know how to write hits and create classic catchy songs. [I've had Just Dance & Fame stuck in my head for weeks after hearing them once]. She has a vast following in the gay community, and with pop fans all over the world. In every interview I've ever seen, she's never afraid to say exactly what she feels which has become extraordinarily rare in the entertainment industry because most are scared to lose their sponsors, the backlash of said comments, and the possibility of losing fans *gasp*. I personally believe Lady Gaga IS a genius. If more artists had the attitude/mindset like her...the industry could be a better network and music could continue to flourish because everyone would be open to anything instead of putting everyone in their own box/category.
Embrace those who seem "different" - if we keep trying to act the same, this place we live in will become extraordinarily boring...TRUTH. Respect Lady Gaga - she's a Rockstar






...You Feel Like Giving Up?



Adversity is used to see who is strong in this world.
If you let shit get you down - you'll stay there. If you keep pushing yourself long past your limit you'll always reap the rewards of your hard labor and have the respect/admiration of your peers.
Perfect example King Yellow Man
He had mouth/throat cancer. He probably shouldn't be able to talk at all, and with the extent of his surgery - most would be ashamed to even be seen outside much less PERFORM.
He loves his craft, he loves his supporters, and he won't let his struggle stop him.
Never let the bad moments dictate the future
Do you til the end...it's what you were made for




Yellow Man B4 Surgery


Saturday, August 1, 2009

E = MC Vagina

So stupid...it's funny





Then a man shoots his wife because she ridiculed him his whole lifetime, and calls 911 himself....Yea Buddyyyy!!!



...Baby You My Everything *DROP*

Drake was in Camden yesterday and did not perform...basically
He started...did a lil hop-skip thing and BAM...
"Damn, he really got a bad knee...I thought that was only on TV.."



...All Those iPhone Freaks Beware

Everyone can hack anything now-a-days.
Now they can do it through text messages. Make sure you texting the right person or your shit will experience a takeover haha

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