Friday, April 30, 2010

...Dick Slanging

...so a group of males decided to all stand around and make a dance out of tryna make they dick smack they legs....
...I think they're ghey...



Tuesday, April 27, 2010

...The First

Yesterday Derek [hit the name to follow him on Twitter btw] asked me, what was the first song I fell in love with....GREAT question....
So I went as far back as I could remember in my musical life, and landed on thee gospel song. Even as a child I felt the message and power of the lyrics, and the lead singer makes sure you feel it too. I first heard the song in church and my God mother always sang the lead. She sounds just like the recording but better and every time she did it made me cry....to this day if I listen to the song I have to play it twice.

Check out Derek's Blog for his writings, life and his trend of Tuesday Tunes right here --->

you'll be happy you did....
in the meanwhile the song I'm talking about is Order My Steps by the Georgia Mass Woman's (GWMA) Choir

Monday, April 26, 2010

...Thee Best Episode of ATHF

I adore Adult Swim....in turn I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force. One of the best episodes in my opinion had me laughing for days, and quoting this to people in a threatening tone.....
.....Tonight......YOU.....
say hello to Hand Banana




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Monday, April 19, 2010

...Favorite Song Of The Moment

...been on an honesty kick, because that's all I want people to be with me. With too many situations that could've been avoided or easily fixed if used, I find it to be the best thing for everyone. I have the logic I'd rather have hurt feelings/a bruised ego hearing the truth than have a head capped up with a bunch of lies or half truths.
On a relationship kick, sometimes people tend to withhold the truth or feelings in general in fears of the repercussions or backlash of said feelings. Then the other party's mind is free to wander because of a lack of direction....kinda the flow of one of my favorite Jill Scott songs....besides the message I adore her entire Jazz transformation mid song...

And so it seems that you’re hiding something from me
And that ain’t the way my sweet
I’m loving you
But I get confused
And what makes me fear
When your personality is unclear
I make things up in my mind

Jill Scott - Talk To Me 



Friday, April 9, 2010

...The Fish Pedicure

It's been done in Asia for years, now it's in Paris. In a bit, it'll probably come to America if PETA doesn't find something wrong with it. Basically the little fish have no teeth but they eat the dead skin off your feet. It's a natural and better way to do so than the files we use now that cause the skin to grow back faster because of dermis irritation....looks deep - I'd try it.


...Did You Learn Anything...?

...besides his wife, if it was anybody else Tiger needed to explain himself to...it would be his father.
The Nike commercial uses his audio while Tiger listens on to the questions he has for him before he returns to golf...


Wednesday, April 7, 2010

...Go Back To Where You Came From - And STAY There

Kiely Williams formerly in the group 3LW and also the Cheetah Girls....has decided to embark on her own solo type shit....but it is a #FAIL
Who knows...somebody might like it....but I'm sure she's getting more attention than she ever would in any other aspect...lets get drunk and be a barstool jumpoff everyone!
Here's....Spectacular




Saturday, April 3, 2010

....Crackers

Chris Rock's Parody of Hey Ya....
...too funny...

...you raped my grandma oooo you raped my grandma....my fathers lightskinned oooo my fathers lightskinned...
Now whats cooler than being a white man? - NOTHING
Whats worse than being a black man? - NOTHING