...Are You Serious?

Reading The Smoking Gun...
...and I wonder...why...?

Add heroin to the scores of products that have been branded with President Barack Obama's name. Cops in upstate New York this week broke up a drug ring that allegedly sold heroin under several brand names, including "Obama." As seen in Sullivan County Sheriff's Office photos, the president's surname was stamped in red ink on small glassine wrappers that were peddled by street dealers. Investigators arrested five suspects for their alleged roles in the narcotics distribution activity. The branding of illicit drugs is a favorite of pushers, who have previously sold bin Laden heroin, Harry Potter Ecstasy, bricks of Teletubbies cocaine, and green-tinted crack in recognition of St. Patrick's Day.

Then I get ready to check my Yahoo email, and just shake my head...

LONDON (AFP) - A British man who murdered his wife after becoming enraged when she changed her relationship status on Facebook to "single" was jailed for at least 18 years late Thursday.

Edward Richardson, 41, stabbed wife Sarah, 26, to death in a "frenzied and brutal" attack at her parents' home in Biddulph, central England, last May after she altered her profile on the Internet social networking site.

The couple had been living apart since the previous month, said Fiona Cortese, a spokeswoman for the Crown Prosecution Service, which is responsible for prosecuting cases in England and Wales.

"Richardson became enraged when Sarah changed her marital status on Facebook to single and decided to go and see her as she was not responding to his (text) messages," Cortese said.

"He gained entry by breaking the front door window and made his way into the property.

"Once inside, he found Sarah in her bedroom and subjected her to a frenzied and brutal attack with a knife and then attempted to take his own life."

Sarah Richardson's parents Beryl and Alan Boote said they were left "devastated" by her murder after the verdict at Stafford Crown Court, central England.

"We hope that Richardson will be an old man before he's ever allowed out of prison," they said.

Detective Inspector Andy Wall, who worked on the case, added: "She had decided that her marriage to Edward Richardson was over but this was clearly something he could not accept."

Then reading MediaTakeOut I see a sign for Black ENGINEERS becomes...



...If you never thought so before, I know you gotta believe....people are fuckin DEEP!!!

Oh well, I'm just happy I finished my homework and can read this crazy shit.
Off to the gym and whatever random shit I allow my SOBER ass to do
...all who know me should be proud for the maximized word :)
-Ashley

...The Penile Bandit Outbreak!

Even if I tried to really explain this, you'd think I'm making this up - so just read the story

Full Story:
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2319603620080423?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=22&sp=true

...Students Plot To Kill Teacher

At 8 or 9 I just would just declare my deep hatred for my teacher if they made me mad...
THESE kids now a days - are on a WHOLE other level...





For The Full Story Click This Link:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080401/ap_on_re_us/children_s_plot;_ylt=Ak0E14Q8Cf4pnF4y.0M2ZdRvzwcF

...How You Know Gas Is Fucking Up Peoples Lives

In Arizona, a woman REALLY wanted some gas money. She offered a gentleman oral sex and when he refused, she decided to stab him a couple times for denying her. Now instead of getting gas, she now has aggravated assault charges.

For the full story click the link:

http://www.fox11az.com/news/topstories/stories/tucson-20080318-sex-gas-agreement-stab.2d0f946.html

...Fruity Drug Bust

The DEA busted three men in California for allegedly selling lots of candy flavored cocaine. The agents found eight pounds of the candy coke in various flavors including:

lemon, cinnamon, strawberry and coconut.

Sources are saying the flavored coke was very popular with young drug users - mostly women

..I wonder why it hadn't gotten to the east coast, they'd of made a killing!

...Scared To Have Ugly Kids

I'm starting my work day news ritual, and I'm glancing at Dear Abby and this is the funny foolishness I got to read. I know it's a thought that can run through a person's mind...but is it really that serious to write to the paper about?...:

DEAR ABBY: I am married but have two children, "Venus" and "Adonis," from a previous relationship.
These children are very good-looking, and I'm not just saying that because I'm their mom.
My husband, "Herman," is ready for us to start our own family soon.
Not to sound shallow, but Herman was not a very cute kid. He wore thick glasses and braces as a child.
Whenever I am asked by either Herman or his family if I think he was a cute baby, I lie.
I know I would love our babies as much as I do Venus and Adonis, but I'm afraid they will not be as cute, and that everyone will know my older children have a different father.
These worries are causing me to have doubts about having kids with Herman.
Am I that shallow?
Am I not in love enough with Herman because I'm scared our children will be . . . ugly?
This is killing me.
Herman wants to start trying for a family this summer.
Help!
- Worried About Genetics,
Clarksville, Tenn.


DEAR WORRIED: I have news for you. Herman was a typical kid - and look how he turned out. He's attractive enough that you married him.
There are no guarantees regardless of the gene pool you're fishing in.
I firmly believe that each generation is becoming more beautiful than the last - or at least that's how it appears to me as I look around.
But please understand that nobody else cares who fathered Venus and Adonis, and it's time to give up your obsession about it.

...Daily News from Bran

My BFF Bran loves to send me random news, websites, etc...because she is Bran - and because she knows I'll read it. So, I shall feature her in my blog with her Random news :)

P.S. For further reference she is also a fashion stylist

Ancient "devil frog" may have eaten baby dinosaurs

By Will Dunham Mon Feb 18, 5:03 PM ET

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - It was the biggest, baddest, meanest froggy ever to have hopped on Earth.
Scientists on Monday announced the discovery in northwestern Madagascar of a bulky amphibian dubbed the "devil frog" that lived 65 million to 70 million years ago and was so nasty it may have eaten newborn dinosaurs.
This brute was larger than any frog living today and may be the biggest frog ever to have existed, according to paleontologist David Krause of Stony Brook University in Stony Brook, New York, one of the scientists who found the remains.
Its name, Beelzebufo ampinga, came from Beelzebub, the Greek for devil, and bufo -- Latin for toad. Ampinga means "shield," named for an armor-like part of its anatomy.
Beelzebufo (pronounced bee-el-zeh-BOOF-oh) was 16 inches
long and weighed an estimated 10 pounds (4.5 kg).
It was powerfully built and possessed a very wide mouth and powerful jaws. It probably didn't dine daintily.
"It's not outside the realm of possibility that Beelzebufo took down lizards and mammals and smaller frogs, and even -- considering its size -- possibly hatchling dinosaurs," Krause said in a telephone interview.
"It would have been quite mean," added paleontologist Susan Evans of University College London, another of the scientists.
Their findings were published in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
Even though it lived far away, Beelzebufo appears to be closely related to a group of frogs that live today in South America, the scientists said. They are nicknamed "Pac-Man" frogs due to their huge mouths. Some have little horns on their heads, and the scientists think Beelzebufo also may have had horns -- a fitting touch for the "devil frog."
Beelzebufo was bigger than any of its South American kin or any other living frog -- "as if it was on steroids," Krause said. The largest one today is the goliath frog of West Africa, up to 12.5 inches long and 7.2 pounds (3.3 kg).
The presence of Beelzebufo in Madagascar and its modern relatives in South America is the latest sign a long-lost land bridge once may have linked Madagascar to Antarctica -- much warmer then -- and South America, the scientists said.
That would have let animals move overland among those land masses. Fossils have been found of other animals in Madagascar from Beelzebufo's time similar to South American ones.
KING OF FROGS
The first frogs appeared about 180 million years ago, and their basic body plan has remained unchanged. Beelzebufo lived during the Cretaceous Period at the end of the age of dinosaurs, which went extinct along with many other types of animals 65 million years ago when a huge space rock clobbered Earth.
Beelzebufo did not live an aquatic lifestyle, hopping among lily pads, the scientists said. Instead, it lived in a semi-arid environment and may have hunted like its modern-day relatives, which camouflage themselves and jump out at prey.
Its first fragmentary fossils were found in 1993, and the scientists have since assembled enough fragments to piece its remains together like a jigsaw puzzle, Krause said.
While it was the king of frogs, Beelzebufo is not the largest amphibian ever to have lived. Many reached truly astounding dimensions, such as the crocodile-like Prionosuchus that grew to an estimated 30 feet during the Permian Period, which ended about 250 million years ago.
(Editing by Peter Cooney)